are you retarded .. ?
on Tuesday, June 9, 2009 @ 1:32 AM
hoooooooookay , i think i'm gonna do a detailed blog today maybe possibly ? ahh i dunno .
well it's like 132 am right now and i just woke up .. i have an exam in 11 hours and 28 ish minutes .. s'yeah .. whatever .
omg , i got woken up at seven by my evil sister :(
i got woken up just now by my evil girlfriend ..
^ oh whoops .. HAHA
" yesterday " morning , i tried very very very hard to get ready ON TIME . because patrick always seems to have to wait for me . so i started getting ready at NINE . yeah , and he was coming to pick me up at TWELVE . fuck my life . i seriously thought i was gonna be on time this time ! but noooooooo , something always comes up . k so , i was almost done and it was like 1145 whatever , i was gonna go eat then i dunno , put some make up on then leave . turns out my mom threw away the spaghetti . soooo , i just told her i would stop by mcdonalds . i brush my teeth and RIGHT after , my mom was like " go eat now " WTFXYZ ! i JUST brushed my teeth and like you want me to eat ? shoooot , i said i was gonna go to mcdonalds . agh , pissed me offfff .. it was like 1200 and patrick tells me how it's funny that he just got to joyce . i am SOOOOO sorry ! shoot . " i just realized how much time i spend at this park waiting for you .. " ah shit . wellllllll i ate that food my mom gave me .. skipped the make up , then left .
shizzz , so um we were almost at joyce and the bus leaves .. SEE are you stupid ? if we just went to the euclid bus stop , we coulda made that bus ! but noooooooo .. so we waited fer the next bus .. umm and we got to victoria dr whatever and the other bus LEAVES right when we're like beside it .. again , if we went to the euclid bus stop we coulda got the first bus .. then we coulda got that second bus ! gaaah .. then we had to walk like five how many blocks . then it got so haaat , i was like wearing a sweater . . guh . got to his house and his dog attacked me .
haha ! omg , lily is SO cute ! " you know she's not gonna stop bringing things over until you throw it back .. and when she runs outta things she'll just go run and sit upstairs " ehhehe so cute ( like me ) . umm studied for a BIT . patrick fails . " i give up already " < that is what you call stupid . . so i'm there TRYING to read my textbook / write notes etc . and there's patrick laying on the couch watching fucking like .. treehouse HAHAHHA . yeah , i dunno .. we were watching what ? sesame street i believe . so this character was in the bathtub and says " oh , i've never seen this toy before ! " it was like a stick looking thing .. - pulls out a fucking chick - patrick : " wtf was she doing down there !? " dude , you're so nasty . theeeeen , i was getting no where ! so i put my books away too then we just watched tv . yeah yeah , treehouse . then we watched um .. people fighting , the news ( yeyey obama HAH ew . ) , family channel ( " i fucking hate filmore ! " " why ?! 'cause he's black right ? fucking racist " " stfu , it's because it's boring ! " ) theeeen we watched jon and kate plus 8 . when they went to .. disneyworld ? i dunno ..
buh yeah . it was fucking like 245 .. and we had to be at the school by 330 . geeeeeeezuz . stupid over here was all like " wanna go to 7eleven " um no , i wanna go to mcdonalds because i'm hungry ! gah , we ended up going to 7eleven because he wanted a slurpee .. waited and the bus stop and he texted the bus .. " next bus is 327 , are you fucking kidding me " yup ! late for sure ! k umm .. when we got to 29th , we saw bruce and .. i dunno nick davie ? bruce was saying this stuff about girls who walked by and nick davie was like " yeah , like she'd know bruce , she wasn't fucking here ! " hahah it was funny . but anyway .. on the bus . . it was just too funny . patrick was making fun of the girl in front of us .. " yo , she looks like a man ! holy shit .. she looks like a guy from my elementary , named dominic .. except she has more facial hair ! " HAHAHAH omg .
we got to school , yay for little children ! f me and my tight ass jeans . it was SO hot . first taught them umm shoe finatic . THEN taught them HOEDOWN THROWDOWWWWWN ! hahahaha omfg why did i do that :'( fuck my life . little girl says " OH OH OH ! CAN WE LEARN THE HOEDOWN THROWDOWN ?! " me because i'm stupid / I WAS FUCKING KIDDING " yaaaaah , omg ! " fuck my life ms marghetti was all like OKAY babhlablh . shit . then paige left half way ! ahhhhhhhhhh , but patrick came :) hahha yay he didn't leave me . sooo after all that shit was done , then we went to go eat at blowfish . everyone was taking so long , me and patrick went ahead . he had freaken training at .. 6 . soooo , we ordered . okay so fuck my life ! patrick ordered the chef bento box whatever and i ordered yam rolls . i told him that if i ate too much sushi i'd be sick .. gah he was all like " that's all you're eating ?! " uh yeah , obvs .. that's why i said just that .. when he was ordering " can i have umm .. chef box , and two yam rolls " i thought it was for him .. and he says " no wait ! hm .. not two yam rolls .. i dunno , what else should i get ? " so , thinking it was for him i just chose something random " alaska rolls " omfg .
so marie and ron came .. and so did our order . fuck my life , the lady like gives me all the sushi ! " wtf ?! i'm not gonna eat all this ! " " yeah you are .. that's yours " " holy shit are you kidding me .. you have to have some ! omg " ughhhhhhhhhh .. marie and ron ordered i dunno some bento box and shared . HAHHAHA they were tryna imitate us . lulz " here comes the airplane ! " oh yeah ? " marie ! here comes the choo choo train ! " .. " OMG , don't do it if you can't even do it properly ! " HAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY . " did you just .. switch the sushi ? " lmao . ew at rons weird noises .. but wahtever . patrick left because he was freaken hella late for his training . umm . yeah . major awards .. so boring , don't wanna talk about it . OH WAIT I GOT FIRST HONOURS YAYAYAYYA , i seriously thought i was gonna get second .. but whatevs , yaaaaay . hm , when i was leaving .. i went to my locker . holy shit i had a lot of stuff to bring . ran into patrick and he helped me carry some stuff .. i love how everyone asked where my other shoe was :P but then yeaaaaah , what a sweetheart lulz :$
but anyways ,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PATRICK .. " CARANN " / BOF / DINO / UGLY / PERVO / SUNSHINE / FRANKLIN / WHITEY / FATRICK .. you think you're so cool
<3 :$
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& I'm f'real, Monica - Nanz
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